Jessica Hart’s Nips and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Khloe's Funbags
The Kardashian's always love to flaunt their ta-tas Read More »
Kim Kardashian's Tightness
Her booty may be plump but the rest of her is tight Read More »
Jessica Alba's Wild Side
She says she's a prude but it doesn't look that way Read More »

Jessica Hart's exposed nipples are loud and proud (Drunken Stepfather)

Ola Jordan is really backing it up with this juicy booty (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Hyland gives us a peep show (Starpulse)

There's a 100% chance of funbags in the forecast (Ranker)

Jessica Alba looks anything but a prude in her bra (VH1)

Va-Va-Voom Khloe Kardashian busts out her ta-tas (HuffPo)

Kim Kardashian likes it tight, and we can get behind that (FOX)

Michelle Lewin In A Pink And Green Bikini

Ridiculously sexy Michelle Lewin rocked a pink and green bikini in Miami Beach and the result is amazing. She's got herself a breathtaking pair of ta-tas. The bikini top can barely keep them from flopping out and breaking the camera taking the picture. I'm not sure what size cup she uses. A Q cup maybe? Whatever it is it isn't a standard size. But it's not just her bustiness that makes Michelle a sight to behold. She's also got a classic bubble butt that looks incredible in her bottoms. She's also got an absurd six-pack abdomen. You could bounce a quarter off of those abs. She's in really good shape which is partly why she gets as much work as she does. Not every model is that cut.

One of my favorite things about Michelle is her freckles. She's got a freckly chest and back that kind of does it for me. Maybe it's because my earliest sexy encounters were with ladies with freckles or maybe it's just kind of naughty, like a sexy Pippi Longstocking.

Maria Popova Topless Black And White Shoot For Treats Magazine

 

Incredibly sexy model Maria Popova did a naked black and white photo shoot on a rock for Treats Magazine. Maria is completely naked in these pics and you can see all of her goodies. Firstly, her funbags are amazing. They are perfectly shaped and perky as heck. It looks like it was cold on that rock because she is nipping something serious. She's also got an extraordinary booty. It's one of those perfect heart shaped butts that you rarely see in the wild. You even get a glimpse of the top of her lady mons.

I do love naked pictures in black and white. Maybe it's because I'm pretentious and like old foreign black and white movies. Or perhaps the medium just shows off the female form better than in color. Really, I'll take nudity anyway I can get it, black and white, color, sepia, whatever.

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it's got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she's got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That's how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I've been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn't advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I'm saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.

Erin Heatherton Sexy Photoshoot For Ocean Drive Magazine

Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that's got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She's got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She's got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That's because women like Erin aren't born.

They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It's mathematically impossible.

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Curves on Miami Beach

The lovely Claudia Romani displayed her patented hotness in a white bikini on Miami Beach. Claudia has a pretty spectacular set of jugs that look incredible in this top. There is some serious cleavage action going on, y'all. Her boobs are like two cantaloupes. Two sexy sexy cantaloupes. Since the suit is white when it gets wet it becomes semi-transparent and you can kinda see the outline of her lady bits in the bottom. This is a good thing. My favorite part of these pics are how amazing her booty looks in the bottoms. She's got quite a spectacular caboose. I would like a bronze sculpture of Claudia's derriere on my coffee table. It would be a great conversation starter. "Hey, look at my bust of Claudia Romani's ass." People would think I'm awesome.

Oh, Claudia. Your body makes me very happy.

READER FINDS: Vanessa Hudgens Crazy Sexy, Emma Stone Nipple Slip, Hayden Panettiere Bouncy Wet Boobtastic, and Much Much More

 

This week's Reader Finds comes to you from the Windy City where I'm opening up the email basket of joy and allowing our nation's third most populous city (I could be wrong) to take in the special aroma of the world's finest Stone Soup of communally gifted hot celebrity pictures. I wouldn't call this a road show per se, but if other cities around the world would like to meet the special terms of my contract rider such as the need for Evian baths within nekkid celebrities already soaking, I am up for the travel.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rebecca Romijn teasing with the bare behind (sweet peek thanks to EgoReader 'James'), Eliza Dushku barely covered nekkid (holy Dushku, via 'Stephanie'), Vanessa Hudgens boudoir wear sextastic (oh, my my's provided by 'Owen H.'), Kylie Jenner butt cheek peek (provided by the ever vigilant, 'JJ'), Emma Stone nip slip from Easy A (eagle-eyed by the near sighted 'Wheelz'), Amy Adams see-through top (tossed into the yard by the elusive 'Anon'), Sofia Vergara nekkid under water for you to try and see things (thank you kindly 'Aaron'), Alice Goodwin and her mams of fortune (kind captures from 'David P.'), Keeley Hawes topless on the silver screen (Britty bare boobtastic via 'Kent'), Roxanne Pallett udderly topless and amazing (more Britty bombshells from 'Tiku'), Emmy Rossum wicked hot in Details (oh, they name itself is awesome, kudos to 'Rita'), Christina De Rosa topelss in her skinematic work (lovely find from 'Devon'), Naturi Naughton making the sexy without her top on (Naturi alluring bits via 'Tony P.'), Laetitia Casta quite funbag flashing in the movies (ooh la la's delivered by 'Timothy'), Candice Swanepoel topless in one of her finest shoots ever (uber-sextastic gifted today by 'James R.'), Jen Selter hot booty workout (sweat provided by 'Mike'), model Eliza Sys topless in S Magazine (talk about your passion inducement from 'Paul H.'), Kendall Jenner itty bitty bikinis in Thailand (captures from that dreaded show by 'Yon'), Brooke Shields see-through wet nips on the big screen (horrible movie, but wonderful peeks by 'Alice'), Winter Ave Zoli topless stripper thespianics (daughters of anarchy ta's dropped off by 'Stephen U.'), Angie Harmon topless in her only topless moments I recall (fine Harmon puppies shared by 'Denny'), Madonna topless in her memorably Oscar worthy screen moments (Material Girl's mams via 'Lucienne'), Naomi Watts sweet funbags on the big screen (Naomi's noobs presented by 'Samuel'), Charlotte Ross and Christa Campbell topless in the boob under-rated Drive Angry (twin peak peeks offered up by 'Standard'), Amber Valletta nekkid hot model (donated for viewing by 'Bill P.'), Olympic gymnast Kyla Ross in a bikini (kudos to 'Justin' for pimping Kyla), Moran Atias in the buff (a fine contribution from another 'James'), and last, but never least, Sophie Simmons flashing skin on a bed (Galore mag pic promoted by 'Michael G.). It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough. You really must check these all out. You will thank me later. Enjoy.